Sarah Palin decided to take a break from being useless in order to spend more time acting like a clown in front of the national press. With only 18 months left in office, she decided to quit for obscure reasons which may or may not have something to do with basketball. She states,
"A good point guard drives through a full court press, protecting the ball, keeping her eye on the basket... and she knows exactly when to pass the ball so that the team can WIN. And I'm doing that - keeping our eye on the ball that represents sound priorities - smaller government, energy independence, national security, freedom! And I know when it's time to pass the ball - for victory."
A lot of people are speculating that she quit because she is going to make a run for the presidency. I think the real reason she quit is because she wants to take her five children, Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper, back to Middle Earth where she found them. Now what was she thinking when she named them? Did she want them to have an edge in case they applied for jobs in Narnia? It's not like anything she does is going to make much sense. This is the same woman who wanted rape victims in Alaska to bear the cost of rape detection kits used in emergency rooms.
