Guy Who Jumped Into Bronx Zoo Tiger Pit, I Salute You

Michael Bay is a genius

Comments On Jeremy Lin

Hey, Amanda Knox, stop fucking smiling in court.

Obviously Broke Celebrities

The "Yogi Bear" movie looks like shit. And fuck Betty White.

Jenny McCarthy starts a school for autistic children and then abandons it because she's a fickle whore

Greg Giraldo's dead but George Lopez still has his own TV show

Hey Usher, How About Another Song Involving a Club?

How "The Notebook" Should Have Ended

I Bet The J. Peterman Guy From "Seinfeld" Is Really Confused As To Why His Career Is Dog Shit

Angry Auntie's Celebrity Comparisons

KFC...Fighting Breast Cancer With Colon Cancer

"The Hangover" Was a Shit Movie and Meg Ryan is a Tired Old Bag

Carnie Wilson Fails At Losing Weight Because Her First Name Is "Carnie"

Where The Fuck Is Haley Joel Osment?

A Hypothetical Conversation With Jaleel White

Who The Fuck Would Buy Antonio Banderas' Cologne?

Grossly Anorexic Kate Moss says: "Nothing Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels"

Ten Things That Are More Hairy Than Robin Williams

The Crazy Shit That People Have Searched For and Found My Site Instead

I Feel Sorry For the Chinese Kid Who Had To Make My Hannah Montana Phone

R. Kelly, The Guy Who Pisses On 14 Year Old Girls, Releases a Song Called "Religious"

Dumbass Spencer Pratt Calls Himself The "White Jay-Z"

Some Millionaire Douche Gets His Ass Kicked In Jail

Martha Stewart Is Sorry That Jessica Simpson's Dog Got Snatched Up By A Goddamn Coyote

Serena Williams Threatens to Shove a Tennis Ball Down a Small Asian Lady's Throat

I Caught Myself Agreeing With Khloé Kardashian...What is Wrong With Me?

Tila Tequila Gets Choked The Fuck Out

Lisa Loeb is Pregnant. For Some Reason CNN Considers This News.

The Dumbest Woman on The View Gets Her Own Sitcom

AOL.com Readers are All Ignorant, Mouth-Breathing Hillbillies

Joe Francis Punches a Girl in the Face and Kicks Her in the Stomach

Celine Dion Successfully Mates With Her Almost 70 Yr Old Husband To Produce the Most Unfortunate Baby Ever

Bollywood Superstar Confused for Terrorist

Paula Abdul "Quits" American Idol

I Have New Respect For Carrot Top...and Twitter

Shahid Kapoor To Star In New Movie....Has No Idea What Decade It Is

Glenn Beck is Human Garbage

Jude Law Smacks An Indian Girl Upside The Head

Mischa Barton Goes to the Psych Unit. Who Is She, Again?

Chris Brown Wears Tasteless Necklace to Confirm He is a Douchebag

Katherine Heigl's New Movie Proves She's Just a Tired Ass Hack

Sarah Palin Pops Up Out of Hiding to Act the Fool Again

Megan Fox Bites the Uncreative and Visionless Hand That Feeds Her

Michael Jackson Is Dead

When You Need A Good Old Fashioned Freak, Look No Further Than Johnny Depp

Morgan Freeman Has Sex With His Granddaughter