The age old question of whether or not Chris Brown really is a giant douchebag was settled recently when the "artist" spent $300,000 on a goofy looking diamond necklace with the word "Oops!" emblazoned on it.
Background: On February 8th, 2009, Chris Brown "allegedly" attacked and bit his then girlfriend and singer Rihanna. I assume it's because she degraded the size of his penis. I can't confirm this of course but the reason I assume this is because I saw the Doublemint commercial he starred in and the way he smiled and held up the packet of gum at the end just suggested he was hung like someone who had an abnormally small penis...like something out of a medical textbook where they blur the patient's face to avoid him embarassment.
Well like I said, the alleged abuse took place on February 8th. It's now July 13th. D-bag Brown must think that enough time has passed that it's now socially acceptable to poke fun at vicious domestic abuse via jewelry. Hopefully his fans would think otherwise and boycott him and his terrible music. But according to comments on TheBoomBox.com (linked to from AOL.com) where I read about this story, his fans are equally stupid and will continue to support him. Here are a few examples:
- babygirlsiah1720 eloquently says:
"noooo itz just jewlry and so what if they say chrisbrown assulted rihannna she still shouldve neva took the keys out the car and itz just jewlry and what bout ppl not like him thats not a celbrity so what i object i say noo itz just jewlry"
- kRaZii NeNa offers some delightful insight:
"W.E U JUST A DAMN HATA...CHRIS IZ STILL DA SHYT SOOO...ND I LYKE HIZSS CHAIN TOO"
- And last and definitely least, we have Nae-Nae:
"LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I LUV IT 2 THERE IS NOTHING OFFENSIVE ABOUT IT!!!!!!!IT'S JUST A PIECE OF JEWELRY!!!AND IF PPL TAKE A PIECE OF JEWELRY INTO OFFENSE ARE JUST STUPID!!!!WAT DA SOCIETY NEEDS 2 DO IS LEAVE CHRIS BROWN DA HELL ALONE,HASN'T HE BEEN THROUGH ENGOUGH!!WHY DONT DEY START BASHING RIHANNA, SHE STARTED DIS WHOLE MESSS!!!!!!!!!!!"
I'm going to guess Nae-Nae is the type of person that would blow an entire month's paycheck on teeth jewelry rather than pay her electric bill.
