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Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Hey, Amanda Knox, stop fucking smiling in court.





Hey, Amanda Knox...the fuck is wrong with you, girl? You are in a court of law and you are grinning like a fucking lunatic every time a camera is pointed at you. As if Italians didn't despise Americans enough. First they have to figure out what exactly a "Snooki" is, and then they have to contend with you study abroad freaks swarming into their country with your goddamn cargo pants and your huge ass backpacks. I'm sure they love hearing you talk about fucking train schedules and Silvio Berlesconi. Please do a lot more of that while you monopolize cafes, speaking louder than necessary, and taking high definition pictures of both your waiters and your food items.

Futhermore, what's the point in studying abroad if you're going to abandon fundamental rules of life, such as "don't smile at your own fucking murder trial, you ignorant bitch." You didn't plead insanity so it's no use pretending that. So you either are genuinely insane or you're so vain and stupid that you can't help smiling during your own murder trial. And what a creepy ass smile. Of course, a smile in and of itself in that situation is creepy by nature, but your smile has this psycho-stupid element of Gary Busey meets The Nightstalker Richard Ramirez.

I'm not sure who's more fucked at this point...Amanda Knox or Jennifer Love Huitt's career. I just saw her do a commercial for a bankruptcy law firm. I'm still trying to find the goddamn thing. If you find it, please email me the link. Well whatever, if you don't believe me at least you can't deny that she accepted a role in "Sister Act 2." Fuck off.