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Friday, July 31, 2009

Shahid Kapoor To Star In New Movie....Has No Idea What Decade It Is

Bollywood actor Shahid Kapoor, who is still attracted to women who wear shoulder pads under their sweaters, is signing with Yash Raj Films for their next production. They were apparently so enamored with his performance in Jab We Met that they were excited to hire him to star in their upcoming film which is rumored to be a love story.

Mr. Kapoor, who is completely oblivious to the fact that it is no longer 1985, loved the script. He also loves wearing tight ass jean jackets with the sleeves rolled up, and in doing so, looking so flambuoyant that even Perez Hilton would do a double take if he were to pass him in San Francisco.

Shahid Kapoor recently has been making headlines for being linked to tennis player Sania Mirza. He is also drawing attention and ire from me for ignorantly wearing a cross around his neck which clearly contradicts his Hindu faith.