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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Glenn Beck is Human Garbage

The title of this article actually speaks for itself. I don't think I even need to write anything to explain why Glenn Beck literally is a piece of human or perhaps dog feces. But I'm bored so I will anyway. Here is the time line which led to the above conclusion:

February 10, 1964: Fox News correspondent Glenn Beck is pushed out of his mother's hemorrhoid riddled anus into an outdoor portable toilet in Mount Vernon, Washington. After numerous attempts to flush him, she realizes that this is an infant and not a piece of excrement, and she reluctantly decides to raise him.

July 16, 2009: Henry Louis Gates Jr., a prominent African American professor at Harvard, is mistaken for a burglar in his own home and is arrested. There is a national uproar.

July 22, 2009: President Obama is asked for his opinion and states that the police acted "stupidly." He later recants and invites both the professor and the arresting officer to the White House for a discussion.

July 28, 2009: Glenn Beck appears on an episode of Fox & Friends and calls Obama a racist. He states that Obama has "a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture." When other correspondents on the show point out the fact that most of Obama's staff is white, Beck responds, ""I'm not saying he doesn't like white people, he has a problem. This guy is, I believe, a racist."

The correspondents fail to point out that President Obama's MOTHER and GRANDMOTHER are also 100% white. So are we to suppose that President Obama has a "deep seated hatred" for the women who gave birth to and raised him? And I suppose he simply swallowed his racist tendencies when he hired his Secretary of State, Defense Minister, Attorney General, Homeland Security Secretary, Secretary of Health and Human Services, and Secretary of Commerce who also just happen to be white?

The only racist I see here is Glenn Beck himself. I'm going to write a letter to Fox asking that they cancel his show, because I'm an incredibly old auntie and that's what we do.