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Friday, November 27, 2009

Grossly Anorexic Kate Moss says: "Nothing Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels"

A lot of people are upset by this statement because of the message it sends to young girls. In turn, a lot of people are upset at those people because they say it's hypocritical to attack Kate Moss for simply stating what our culture and media promote.

My opinion on this matter is that Kate Moss is a stick-figure looking whore. Does she honestly think that her emaciated face and malnourished-appearing protruding sternum are attractive to anyone? I sat down at this very computer right after my nephew used it. I typed only the letter "b" into the search engine and it was automatically followed with "ig booty bitches."

Wake up, Kate Moss. Men may not want fat women but they also don't want to cut themselves on your collar bone during intercourse. They want what my nephew wants: Big Booty Bitches...someone more like a Vida Guerra and less like an 11 year old Michelle Tanner. How do I know? Cuz I got a fat ass. So, Miss Moss, lay off the cocaine and go get yourself a five dollar footlong. The kind you eat, not swallow.